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Dem birthing hips

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

no it doesn’t end there
i woke up and was hit by a wave of pain
yay
so i go to the bathroom, and sit there for a good twenty minutes before just dying
my stomach still hurts
why universe why

so these things happened

this is my final in a class i am definitely going to fail

along with 23 other references in modern culture

you should see the one for sega saturn

lumiguin:

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

• Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
• Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
• Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.
   
   
2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.
   
   
3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move
   
   

Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

Hnnnngh I’ve always wanted that ‘diamond’ necklace ;~; TJbuyitformeeeeeilu.

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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heir-of-breasts:

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